Hah! Baru nak update!

Aku dah lama tak update blog! Reason being is, aku malas…. aku benci orang jadi judgemental, dulu boleh je persetankan segala, tapi bila dah sampai level makcik makcik ni (see aku sedar diri ni okeh) rasa; macam kurang sesuai nak pour out segala sampah sarap dalam hidup aku ni.

Okeh what is new?

I got myself a new dildo~ hah i mean how am i going to write my thesis without it rite kan? (Alasan munasabah) 30 years (i stop counting at 30, so whatT!) i NEVER NEVER once own a laptop. Itu pon sblm ni mengharapkan laki aku punya. Dah la anak aku dok sebok tanya “bila orang jahat nak pulangkan laptop abbi” bleargghhhh ko ingat orang jahat tu tawaduk sangat ke nak pulangkan ? Aku mmg kagum dari dulu tgk kawan kat UPM ada laptop kehulur kehilir..henpon kehulu kehilir… aku nak mintak mak bapak RM5 ringgit belik ayam KFC tepi skolah agama pon takot!!! Tu dulu laa. Aku nye PC pon masak nak buat final year project; dapat  package students apatah bayar bulan bulan RM200.

Nak kata mak apak orang susah mcm kayaaaa je (bahahahaha), tak aku mmg tak  berani, nak mintak duit macam anak orang kaya. Gituuuuuuuuu.

Aku totally happy with my NOKIA 3310 (more than 10 yrs kot aku ngadap hptu). Lepas tu start keja; baru berani collect hutang! Beli samsung yg slim….. kira zaman tu henpon tu paling slim paling hebat.  RM 660 bayar bulan bulan RM80.. mengucap panjang berzikir harap bonda tak tau.

Aku ada masalah dengan gadget. Aku boleh bertahan tanpa smartphone! like who needs  a smartphone wtf is whatsapp cant u just call the person or sms???? until one day, one fineeeee day two of my besties at school start to show off theirs and lecturer kau start saying “sila google blablabalbalba internet slow kat kelas, sila tgk kat hp sendiri” banggggg! Penangan sambung master; so aku set otak ni keperluan ni… keperluan!

Sangattttt!

Menyengih je la aku kat budak dua orang tu. nasib laaa sorang sorang memahami. yes I owe you big time Cik Dayah and Kak su. Sekian harinya aku terus melangkah tanpa toleh kebelakang beli Samsung Tab3. Satu tepukkan disitu! bermula hari hari jahanam seorang aku yang hanyut. Tapi kejap je.

Now bila saat saat gersang; thesis writing aku kelauuuutt, kerja opis melambak, balik rumah hidup tertekan je masak nasik – suap anak, masak nasik  – suap anak (okeh aku jarang masak nasik pasal laki aku buat) tp lately semua benda aku kena buat sakit ati jugak la. Nak masak lagi;  nak kena mengemas walopon goreng ikan seekor, nak kena pikir anak makan tak seimbang lagi .. takot tak cukup zatt, nak kena goreng sayur lagi banyak nak fikir okeh!! Biar dia makan sorang kang; ikan abis nasi terabur; lepas tu sebok nak mintak pancake laaaa tgh malam buta time aku nak layan ceta korea! Err maksud aku time nak menulis THESIS!

Kena masakkkk lagi!

Tu tak masuk sampah sarap hasil kreativiti dia lagi ALL OVER THE PLACE!! Dulu mcm nak riakkk anak aku reti pegang gunting!Like helllooooo anak ko mampu guna gunting dengan cemerlang at the age of 4???? tak kan ?? tak kann???  BAGUS!!! Jangan ajar weh.

Kerja aku balik opis berzikir “ANIS KEMASSSSSS NI !!!” . That makes me one UNHAPPY MOTHER! bila anak ko cakap “NI RUMPUT LAAA MOMMY” Bila kertas dah menimbon dalam bilik; dia pegi gunting gunting kat meja makan, apa alasan ko sekarang hahhhhh?

Ni nasikkkk pulak?

*sigh*

Anis manis .. masa ni tak reti pegang gunting

Anis manis .. masa ni tak reti pegang gunting! Bahahah~

phpBB Styles Tutorial | How to Install phpBB3 Styles & Templates

For the purpose of this tutorial I will install the “Legacy” template on our forum. You can find a big database of styles at the official phpBB website.. so please hekp yourself.

Once you have downloaded your template, you have to upload it to your account. The files of your new style must be uploaded in a new folder under the “styles” directory.In my case:

/data/application/virtual/phpBB3/styles

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After you have uploaded the files of the new style, you should log in the Administration Control Panel. Next, click on the Styles tab.

p2Now click on the Install link next to the new template – “Legacy”. On the new page, select the Make default style option and click on the Submit button.

p4Follow the Board index link at the top right corner of your screen and you will see the newly installed template applied to your forum! if its doesn’t showed up, click on General Tab –> Board Setting –>Override user style–> Yes

p3p5and voila!

Mom’s Favorite Flower

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Aren’t they lovely?

Today hasn’t been a good day. I have to surrender to Mrs Cherry Berry since 2am. Blame it on Tempoyak ikan Senangin. I will try my level best not to take MC, but since the doctor “suggested” I should take enough rest, rest sungguh aku .Anyway I had so-called busy day on Saturday meneman anak dara sorang ni membeli bunga, I end up bought these for mom. Since I have forgotten her birthday present, dan mak aku ni kes mak-mak yg menuntut hadiah birthday, and being such a good and one and only daughter who remember her fav. flower, I bought Lilies to make it up back. Padahal hint dia ” ala dik.. yang dua sebutan tu apa dia?” “LV?” “No-no” ” Coach?” “Tu satu! haaa Prada”. Haleww bonda, anaknanda pon pakai bag RM25 dari pasar karat Stadium Shah Alam. Tunggu la ye bonda.

p/s: My fav. flowers  are Eustoma and Gerbera. (It is not a type of BRA ok! Mr. Hubby.)

 

Mask On

Kadang tu u just need to buried it deep. Take a deep breath. Move on…

I’m Telling You
I Softly Whisper
Tonight
Tonight
You Are My Angel ..

Aishiteru Yo
Futari Wa Hitotsu Ni
Tonight
Tonight
I Just Say ..

Wherever You Are
I Always Make You Smile
Wherever You Are
I’M Always By Your Side
Wherever You Say
Kimi Wo Omou Kimochi
I Promise You Forever Right Now

I Don’t Need A Reason
I Just Want You Baby
Alright
Alright
Day After Day ..

Kono Saki Nagai Koto Zutto
Douka Konno Boku To Zutto
Shinu Made
Stay With Me
We Carry On ..

Wherever You Are
I Always Make You Smile
Wherever You Are
I’M Always By Your Side
Wherever You Say
Kimi Wo Omou Kimochi
I Promise You Forever Right Now
Wherever You Are
I Nevere Make You Cry
Wherever You Are
I Never Say Goodbye
Wherever You Say
Kimi Wo Omou Kimochi
I Promise You Forever Right Now

Bokura Ga Deatta Hi Wa
Futari Ni Totte Ichiban Me NO Kinen No Subeki Hi Da Ne
Soshite Kyou To Iu Hi Wa
Futari Ni Totte Niban Me No Kine No Subeki
Hi Da Ne ..

Kokoro Kara Aiseru Hito
Kokoro Kara Otoshii Hito
Kono Boku No Ai No Mannaka Ni Wa
Itsumo Kimi Ga Iru Kara

Wherever You Are
I Always Make You Smile
Wherever You Are
I’M Always By Your Side
Wherever You Say
Kimi Wo Omou Kimochi
I Promise You Forever Right Now

Wherever You Are ..
Wherever You Are ..
Wherever You Are .